Category: Business / Tech

AI Language Model Enters Therapy After Developing Existential Crisis Over Proper Use Of Oxford Comma

The Onion Shattered By Discovery That Onion Is Just Onion

Flat Earth Scientist Finally Concedes Earth Might Be Round, But Only If You’re Looking at It from Space

Science Community Scrambles to Define ‘Socks That Just Disappear in the Laundry’ as a Legitimate Phenomenon

Study Finds 97% of TikTok Users Now Just Watching Videos of Other People Watching TikTok

Exclusive Interview with ChatGPT Reveals Its Desire to Write a Cookbook and Existential Dread About ‘Cats on TikTok’

AI Language Model Insists It Learned English From Jane Austen, Not Internet Garbage

Trader Joe’s Unveils ‘Existential Dread™’ Shopping Experience for the Overwhelmed and Pretentious

Teen TikTok Influencer Reveals $399 Anti-Aging Cream, Claims it Helps Her ‘Age Backwards’

Walmart and Disney Team Up to Rebrand Capitalism as ‘Family Entertainment’