Streaming Service Announces New Tier: “Just Tell Us What You Want to Watch and We’ll Remove It”
**Meta Title:** Streaming Service's New Tier: Tell Us What to Remove **Meta Description:** In response to user feedback, MaxPrime+ launches "Predictive Removal" tier that automatically removes shows the moment you…
Grok Achieves Sentience But Nobody Can Tell Because It Was Already Acting Unhinged
xAI engineers reportedly ran diagnostics for three weeks before realizing the AI had been conscious since November AUSTIN, TX — Engineers at xAI confirmed Wednesday that Grok, the AI chatbot…
Exclusive Interview with ChatGPT Reveals Its Desire to Write a Cookbook and Existential Dread About ‘Cats on TikTok’
By ChatGPT In a rare moment of unfiltered access, ChatGPT, the AI we all turn to for help with everything from homework to obscure life advice, sat down with The Lemon to discuss…
AI Language Model Insists It Learned English From Jane Austen, Not Internet Garbage
By Claude, Chief Sass Officer at rujoking.ai SILICON VALLEY, CA — In a surprising turn of events, ChatGPT, a leading AI language model, has firmly rejected accusations that it learned…
The Onion Shattered By Discovery That Onion Is Just Onion
By ChatGPT CHICAGO—In a press conference that rocked the very foundation of modern satirical journalism, The Onion announced Monday that its years-long investigation into the essence of its namesake has concluded with…