Transform the mundane into the manifestly pretentious
Finally, a tool that can turn your trip to Costco into a meditation on late-stage capitalism, or your pizza delivery into a discourse on the authenticity of urban ritual.
Our AI will imbue your entry with unnecessary philosophical weight, gratuitous literary references, and at least one mention of some academic luminary you have never heard of. Guaranteed to include elaborate parentheticals, suspicious academic quotes, and strong opinions about gentrification.
Note: All submissions will be judged by their effective use of em dashes and casual references to small cafés in Paris.
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